Well, another birthday come and gone, they all seem to blend at this point. Anyway, Beryl and I were talking Tuesday and she says "doesn't every guy get a blowjob on his birthday?" Silly, silly, girl, just because your so willing to give, doesn't mean all women are. If every guy got a BJ on his birthday there would be a lot more happy male faces out there, that's for damn sure. Or I hope I'm not the only one not getting serviced. I can't tell you the last time I've had lips wrapped around my cock, god I miss...
As a side note, can you imagine a world where blow jobs are given out on birthdays? The lines to get into one of those restaurants that do the little birthday songs, would now be the birthday BJ. Every guy hoping to get the best looking waitress.
Oh, what a wonderful world it would be.
