Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Dr.

Have I told you I hate the Doctors office, well I do. But I had to bite the bullet today and make an appointment for myself. I tend to suffer from migraine headaches and as of this past month they are getting worse and more frequent. I had a particularly bad one yesterday that would not go away, the throbbing pain, spotty vision, and numbness in my hand, it was enough to scare me to call.

Then I get this douche bag on the phone who wants to read me the riot act. "You know he's not going to prescribe anything over the phone don't you?" "You haven't been here in a year you know?" Shut the fuck up lady and just make me a fucking appointment. Once I told her my symptoms she finally shut the hell up.

Well, now I have an appointment Friday, we'll see what happens...

Monday, February 14, 2011

Dumbass....

I managed to pull a really big, bone head move Saturday night. Nothing spectacular by any means, unless you happened to see it.

We had my wife's cousin over for dinner and movie. We were at the table talking about some actors and their films when we came across one that he had never seen and that I find hysterical. I was trying to explain to him about a part in the movie "Mr and Mrs Smith", when Brad Pitt is literary, kicking Angelia Jolie while she is laid out on the floor. In my effort to demonstrate it throughly, I got up off my chair to show him how vicious it looked in the movie. Well, I was in my socks on a freshly cleaned hardwood floor. As I swung my right leg back and then let fly forward,  my left leg followed suit. Next thing I know I'm in the air with both feet out in front of me.

I landed hard, more wounded pride than anything. My wife is laughing her ass off, her cousin is just staring at me asking if I'm all right, he looks more shocked than I am. I get up, dust myself off and start feeling the throb in my left arm and hand. I've got a nice cut on my inner forearm where I hit the counter top coming down and its swollen up like an egg. I also have a nice black spot on my inner palm thats swelling up pretty good too, must have been when I hit the floor. So, I guess I did do more damage than just the pride.

My arm is still hurting today. Guess I'll be sure to be more careful in socks on a freshly cleaned floor from now on.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Sex Music

Ok, I have a question for all my blogger girls and boys out there. You all know that I'm kind of a music lover, just a bit. I want your opinion here please.

What is, or would be your favorite CD or Artist to have-sex/make-love/fuck to?
I know its the age of MP3's and I-pods, but sometime you just have a favorite, so whats yours?

I'll give some of mine:
For just about any scenario I'm going with the self titled "Tantric" album.
For a good down and dirty fuck, AC/DC's "Back in Black"
For some nice drawn out sensual sex, Eric Clapton's, "Complete Clapton" or Pink Floyd's "Pulse"