She says "I've been a nurse for 30 years, I've seen everything and I will not laugh". So the man stands up and drops his pants and underwear.
The nurse looses control and starts laughing hysterically. The man is small, the size of a "AAA" battery.
After she regains her composure, she starts apologizing and ask the man "so what is the problem?"
He says "it's swollen"
I want to ask all of you, since I have mostly female followers, does size matter to you.
I have always considered myself of average size. Apparently, "I'm definitely better than average" so says a web cam friend, or is that fiend. Anyway, I know its not all about that, its about the whole package for most women I'm sure, body, mind, and spirit, right?
Just curious on where you all stand on the subject...
I should weigh in while it's seared into my neocortex--er um I mean, fresh in my mind:
ReplyDeleteoh god damn, baby.
xox Beryl
PS... and "mouth agape" sounds SO much nicer than sat there like a slackjawed idiot. I love how much nicer you spun that all for me.
and yes it REALLY is about the whole package...only yeesh when tht package has a package?! *sigh* It's just yummy icing to lick off the cake...which we will talk about at a later date. ;)
ReplyDeletexox
Beryl
Totally whole package. Useless to have a big one and not know what to do with it. God gave all men tongues and fingers for a reason, know what I mean. But, if you got it and you know what to do then by all means . . .
ReplyDeleteI don't really think it matters, but I don't know much. I've been with two men. Each about the same size. It was awful with one but amazing with the other. I think it has a lot more to do with *what* you do with it than how big it is. :)
ReplyDeleteBeryl, I know where your minds at.
ReplyDeleteJustAMom, Love it, fingers and tongues for a reason, yummy.
Heather, thanks for you input as well.
And your all right, it has to be used right...
Geesh! Well of COURSE you do. Who do you think put it there??!Xox
ReplyDeleteIt's not so much the size as how you use it. Guys with giant dicks think that's all they have to bring to the table, so to speak. I'd rather have a man with talent.
ReplyDeleteI have to go with everyone! If you don't know how to use it, back away from me! When I was in high school, there was a guy I knew that was on the basketball team! He was 6'8"! I had to have him! I just knew he would be great! He was 10+. Up until the point that we fucked, all I had done was swallow him in his front seat every Friday night for two months. When we finally fucked, all he wanted to do was lie there and let me ride away! I wanted more! I soon learned he didn't do anything else but lie there! He was gone quickly!
ReplyDeleteUmmmm...I guess I'm in the minority here, but hell yes it matters!
ReplyDeleteJust sayin...
xoxo
~vk~
LOL...Kindred is going to love all the comments...and um ladies? Since there are no girls to gush to in my everyday life, let me just say now...oh my fucking goodness...he's gorgeous. Fucking gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteNitebyrd & Pleaseeatme, you two seem to be going with the consensus here, what ever you've got, you have to be able to use it.
ReplyDeleteVixen, nothing wrong with knowing what you want my dear. Though I have to ask now, have you ever been disappointed when you got someones drawers off and fount it to be, ummm, not what you expected?
I am with Vixen Kitten (as always) Hell yes it matters.
ReplyDeleteW. I've actually been in far more relationships with women than I have men. Size usually isn't a problem for them. *wink*
ReplyDeleteNow with guys, I'm pretty particular. I like what I like. I'm adament that they are in shape. I work out 6 days a week, so I need someone who cares for their body the same way. And yes, I like size.
I don't sleep with someone right away. I need time to get to know someone and to have a connection and bond. That time gives you plenty of opportunities to find out exactly what kind of ummmm....equipment they are working with. So no surprises!
Did I explain that in a polite lady like fashion that made some sense?